24 4 / 2014

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via pizza)

24 4 / 2014

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.Discover tiny nibblins for a friend. Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend. Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.

Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

(Source: do4do, via autumnalowl)

23 4 / 2014

moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

moniquill:

Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.

How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via bullshit-bullsharks)

23 4 / 2014

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

(via versu-chung)

23 4 / 2014

23 4 / 2014

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

(Source: nygrd, via deerpru)

23 4 / 2014

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame, via meeae)

23 4 / 2014

searchforelysium:

fujisalci:

therealdestructables:

I love this.

no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster

I miss this.

(Source: iraffiruse, via fluffyindianspicetea)

23 4 / 2014

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via fake-mermaid)

23 4 / 2014

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via nutella2421)